In today’s America, the war on aliens has gone full sci-fi meltdown. It’s no longer about criminal records—it’s about suspicion. The Thing? Sure, it assimilated a few dozen scientists, but at least it stayed off welfare. Predator? Okay, he hunted humans for sport, but he did it legally, with a permit and everything. Even the body snatchers had decent LinkedIns. But now? E.T. got flagged for loitering outside a RadioShack, trying to cobble together a Wi-Fi signal from old calculators and a coat hanger. His glowing finger? Classified as an unlicensed medical device. His bike ride across the moon? A federal airspace violation. They even found an expired visitor’s pass from 1982—retroactive deportation triggered! He’s currently being held in an undisclosed desert facility with Alf, Mork, and a very bitter undocumented minor/biological weapon named Grogru.
 
Looking to add a little flair to your room or office? Look no further - this canvas print has a vivid, fade-resistant print that you're bound to fall in love with.
 
Pro Tip from the Artist: Why spend more on a frame than the art itself? My canvases are standard sizes—grab a tape measure and hit the thrift store. Find a fancy old frame, liberate it from that tragic French café painting, and pop my art in instead. Voilà—instant upgrade, at a fraction of the cost. -You’re welcome.

• 1.25″ (3.18 cm) thick poly-cotton blend canvas
• Canvas fabric weight: 10.15 +/- 0.74 oz./yd.² (344 g/m² +/- 25g/m²)
• Fade-resistant
• Hand-stretched over solid wood stretcher bars
• Mounting brackets included
• Blank product sourced from the US, Canada, Europe, UK, or Australia

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!