Cletus and Earl, two walking Wi-Fi dead zones in matching ghost pajamas, pulled up to the Taco Bell drive-thru blasting Kid Rock and confidence. They had one job: feed the elders at the annual white nationalist potluck rally. Earl, who thought “Quesadilla” was a new kind of pickup truck, leaned out and shouted, “Y’all got them crunchy American meat pockets? The ones with the orange dust?” Cletus, consulting a handwritten list that looked like it had been written by a drunk chicken, added, “We need, like, a hundred of them folded hamburger shells. The fancy kind. When the cashier timidly asked if they meant tacos, Cletus blinked like he’d been slapped with a thesaurus. “Taco? Ain’t that one o’ them yoga words?” Earl nodded solemnly. “Yeah, my cousin caught a taco once. Real itchy.”
They drove off thinking they’d just discovered the next big thing in freedom food!

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• 1.25″ (3.18 cm) thick poly-cotton blend canvas
• Canvas fabric weight: 10.15 +/- 0.74 oz./yd.² (344 g/m² +/- 25g/m²)
• Fade-resistant
• Hand-stretched over solid wood stretcher bars
• Mounting brackets included
• Blank product sourced from the US, Canada, Europe, UK, or Australia

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