When Mary Poppins floated down into the Rusty Pines Trailer Park for her latest nanny gig, she expected cheeky children and chimney soot—not a pregnant woman double-fisting a Bud Light and a Marlboro, shouting at her seven feral kids to stop licking shotgun shells. Her new charges had names like Buckshot, Cletus Jr., and Lil’ Freedom, and they crawled barefoot across hot gravel while chewing on empty bullet casings. Daddy—tank top clad, sunburned, and slurring scripture—welcomed her with a “Yeehaw!” and a belch that smelled like gun oil and acrid cheese. Mary’s eyes watered. Her umbrella wilted slightly.  
   “Spit spot,” she whispered. This would take more than a spoonful of sugar—it’d take a tactical vest and a miracle.
 
Looking to add a little flair to your room or office? Look no further - this canvas print has a vivid, fade-resistant print that you're bound to fall in love with. 

Pro Tip from the Artist: Why spend more on a frame than the art itself? My canvases are standard sizes—grab a tape measure and hit the thrift store. Find a fancy old frame, liberate it from that tragic French café painting, and pop my art in instead. Voilà—instant upgrade, at a fraction of the cost. -You’re welcome.

• 1.25″ (3.18 cm) thick poly-cotton blend canvas
• Canvas fabric weight: 10.15 +/- 0.74 oz./yd.² (344 g/m² +/- 25g/m²)
• Fade-resistant
• Hand-stretched over solid wood stretcher bars
• Mounting brackets included
• Blank product sourced from the US, Canada, Europe, UK, or Australia

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!