As London crumbles under the laser-eyed wrath of towering alien overlords, two American tourists stumble barefoot through the wreckage with all the grace of a wet hot dog. He’s got that ubiquitous American RED hat, Hawaiian shirt, and a semi-automatic—because nothing screams “global diplomacy” like open carry on a vacation. She’s livestreaming the apocalypse on TikTok, complaining there’s no Wi-Fi, while clutching a Walmart picnic basket and a soggy American flag. Big Ben collapses, buses fly, and their response? A chant of “U! S! A!” with all the self-awareness of a crushed Twinkie. They’re not here to learn, help, or understand. They’re here to spread the good word of fried butter, conspiracy podcasts, and “’Merica First”—even if it means watching the world burn through patriotic-colored beer goggles!
Looking to add a little flair to your room or office? Look no further - this canvas print has a vivid, fade-resistant print that you're bound to fall in love with.
Pro Tip from the Artist: Why spend more on a frame than the art itself? My canvases are standard sizes—grab a tape measure and hit the thrift store. Find a fancy old frame, liberate it from that tragic French café painting, and pop my art in instead. Voilà—instant upgrade, at a fraction of the cost. -You’re welcome.
• 1.25″ (3.18 cm) thick poly-cotton blend canvas
• Canvas fabric weight: 10.15 +/- 0.74 oz./yd.² (344 g/m² +/- 25g/m²)
• Fade-resistant
• Hand-stretched over solid wood stretcher bars
• Mounting brackets included
• Blank product sourced from the US, Canada, Europe, UK, or Australia
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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