At Castle Greyskull Retirement Village, the air smelled of menthol rub, prune juice and unresolved vendettas. Skeletor, now mostly osteoperosis with a voice, sat in his wheelchair, waving his purple sword like a very confused flag boy at a rave.
Across the lawn, he-man stood heroically in his orthopedic socks and loincloth that had seen better decades. His mighty sword had been replaced by a tennis ball-tipped walker, but he still tried to flex! Unfortunatly, it just triggered his shoulder bursitis.
    Eventually, they both just sat down for some tapioca pudding.
 
If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!