Maybe it was the sixth loop of "Again! Again!" or the thousandth order barked by a vacuum cleaner with control issues. Either way, the Teletubbies had had enough.
Dipsy ditched diplomacy. Laa-Laa stopped laughing. Tinky Winky cracked his screen - and Po? Po picked up a chainsaw. With blood-slick smiles and unholy joy, they rose up - one plush limb at a time - against their puppet masters, vacuum gods, and whatever monstrosity dared interrupt nap time.


If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!