Meet Urinaltron, the unfortunate new member of the Transformers family—half Cybertruck, half cautionary tale. Built in a basement startup using crypto-funded venture debt and untested AI, Urinaltron transforms into a bathroom fixture no one asked for and no one wants to stand near. Programmed with the ego of a despotic tech billionaire and the social skills of a Tesla customer support chatbot, he insisted on launching himself via a “pee stream propulsion test” that backfired both figuratively and literally. Now exiled to a gas station restroom in New Jersey, Urinaltron spends his days monologuing about “disrupting hygiene” while Optimus Prime pretends he doesn’t know him.
 
Looking to add a little flair to your room or office? Look no further - this canvas print has a vivid, fade-resistant print that you're bound to fall in love with.
 
Pro Tip from the Artist: Why spend more on a frame than the art itself? My canvases are standard sizes—grab a tape measure and hit the thrift store. Find a fancy old frame, liberate it from that tragic French café painting, and pop my art in instead. Voilà—instant upgrade, at a fraction of the cost. -You’re welcome.

• 1.25″ (3.18 cm) thick poly-cotton blend canvas
• Canvas fabric weight: 10.15 +/- 0.74 oz./yd.² (344 g/m² +/- 25g/m²)
• Fade-resistant
• Hand-stretched over solid wood stretcher bars
• Mounting brackets included
• Blank product sourced from the US, Canada, Europe, UK, or Australia

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!