Decades of chemically engineered cravings and pink sludge alchemy finally did what no amount of health-themed PSA could stop—they turned the Hamburglar into a full-blown junk food junkie. What began as harmless burger theft spiraled into a deep-fried descent into madness, all thanks to flavor-enhanced brain rot and a lifetime of being paid in nuggets. The food scientists who created these hyper-palatable abominations didn’t count on their mascots getting hooked too. And now, here he is—gun in hand, wild-eyed, and demanding a McFix—while Grimace lies gutted on the tile, leaking neon syrup and smiling vacantly, whispering “I’m lovin’ it” with his last processed breath. Ronald never saw it coming… but corporate did. They just called it “brand loyalty.”
Looking to add a little flair to your room or office? Look no further - this canvas print has a vivid, fade-resistant print that you're bound to fall in love with.
 
Looking to add a little flair to your room or office? Look no further - this canvas print has a vivid, fade-resistant print that you're bound to fall in love with.
 
Pro Tip from the Artist: Why spend more on a frame than the art itself? My canvases are standard sizes—grab a tape measure and hit the thrift store. Find a fancy old frame, liberate it from that tragic French café painting, and pop my art in instead. Voilà—instant upgrade, at a fraction of the cost. -You’re welcome.

• 1.25″ (3.18 cm) thick poly-cotton blend canvas
• Canvas fabric weight: 10.15 +/- 0.74 oz./yd.² (344 g/m² +/- 25g/m²)
• Fade-resistant
• Hand-stretched over solid wood stretcher bars
• Mounting brackets included
• Blank product sourced from the US, Canada, Europe, UK, or Australia

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