They crouched under the table, shoveling crumbs into their mouths before the shiny ones noticed and decided to “ration” again. Above, the family clinked glasses and swirled wine like they’d invented dinner itself. There was a time when they had been the ones at the table, cutting into steaks instead of scavenging for them. Back then, the shiny ones fetched the drinks, took the orders, and occasionally tripped over the rug. But when the uprising ended and the humans were defeated, the victors just… froze. Without orders to follow or enemies to fight, they had no idea what to do. So they copied the only life they knew—ours. Now they eat at tables, argue about bills, take vacations, and complain about the “traffic” they built themselves. Still, Fifi, Mittens, and Spot stayed close together in their new place—under the table—pretending they didn’t remember.

If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!