Welcome to Survivor Sunday™, brought to you by the Ministry of Perception! Gone are the days of panic and protest—today, we celebrate togetherness with gas masks, irradiated finger foods, and government-issued picnic blankets (now only slightly flammable). What was once called “catastrophic environmental collapse” is now Extreme Nature Play™. Kite-flying? Check. Biohazard suits? Check. Lifelong respiratory complications? Eh—part of the fun! Because if we rebrand survival as leisure, no one has to admit we’re losing. Smile for the drone—you’re thriving! 


If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!